Monthly Archives: June 2011

He Said She Said – Fix You

“So you want me to fix you? Sorry, you must have me mistaken for Coldplay.”

Vertigo – When Every Choice Is Yours to Make

All the beautiful flowers seem to bloom only in the Valley of Sorrows. What is most frightening is not that you may accidentally lose your footing and plunge into the abyss, but that you may willingly throw yourself over. The freedom to choose to not jump is your only restraint, and the absolute power of it is terrifying, it controls every breath.

Real freedom controls you like nothing else can.

He Said She Said – Dough

“No, thank you. I’d rather make dough than chapatis.”

He Said She Said – Trade

“You can’t have everything of me for nothing. With this ring I thee wed.”

He Said She Said – Someone Else Loves Me

“Before I say yes, you must know this: Murphy* loves me too. He has loved me forever.”

*Murphy’s Law: If anything can go wrong, it will.

What’s Love Got To Do With Tomatoes?

I’m consuming verses of Love with much gusto
and spot this odd simile: “Love is like a tomato.”
Makes sense to me, I love tomatoes and all that, you know.
But… Ah, Tornado!

Living Without A Brain

He is reading Animal Encyclopedia for Kids.

“Starfish do not have brains! Is it even possible for human beings to live without a brain?” he asks.
“You have no idea.” I say.

He Said She Said – Esoteric

“I’m not exotic, I’m esoteric.”

He Said She Said – Dream

“Chase your dream, but don’t chase him away.”

The Worst Pickup Line Ever

He said, “I’m not that intelligent or anything, but I can make you laugh.”

He was right. That made me laugh.